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The Black Stars Have No Coach. Fortunately, Every Ghanaian Is Qualified.

April 3, 2026

Otto Addo. Sacked. Effective immediately. I put the phone down. Picked it up again. Read it a second time. Not because I did not believe it — but because I was trying to identify the exact feeling. It was not surprise. Not relief either. The particular Ghanaian emotion of watching something inevitable arrive later than it had any right to.

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The Ghanaian Movies Formula: Same Movies, Different Titles

March 13, 2026

There is a specific kind of evening in Ghana that belongs entirely to the Ghanaian movie. The family assembled. The television on. Nobody surprised by what is about to happen. Because for thirty years the Ghanaian movie formula has always produced the same film. A satirical field guide to the formula we all grew up on — and why a whole generation quietly stopped watching.

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Why Ghana Will Win The 2026 World Cup: A Satire

March 3, 2026

Ghana has prayed about it since 2006. The prayers have accrued compound interest. Nananom have demanded Schnapps. The crossbar has been warned. The bonus negotiation framework is the most battle-tested in world football. 35 million licensed coaches are ready on their sofas. The commentators have Pelé, Maradona and the Holy Ghost on standby. Ghana is winning the 2026 World Cup. This is not an opinion. This is a rational analysis.

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