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BREAKING: Ghana’s 24-Hour Economy Launched. But For The Shovels Only.

May 15, 2026

Ghana’s 24-hour economy sod cutting has officially begun. The shovels are working round the clock. The holes are coming along nicely. Bimbilla got its ceremony in April. Asesewa on May 5. Bawku West and Kassena-Nankana on May 8. Yendi on Tuesday. There are 261 districts in Ghana. All 261 are scheduled for a market. All 261 will first receive a photograph of a man in a hard hat pretending to dig. 1.9 million young Ghanaians are not working, not studying, not in training. The markets that will employ them will be ready in November 2028. The sod, at least, has never been late.

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Value for Money Or Money for Value: A Satire.

Ghana has a new office to stop inflated public contracts. The Legal Division of the Ministry of Finance was already assigned this job. They lacked the specialised expertise. The solution, naturally, was not to train them. The solution was a new office, fully furnished with the usual government-issue sofas that nobody is allowed to sit on. It opens in January 2027. Eight months from now. In the meantime, the birds at the Legal Division remain at their desks. Hope remains the only currency we have left. And it is the hope that we have.