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Church Elder Arrested as Galamsey Foreman: The Lord’s Work Took a Detour Through the Rivers.

When the Chairman of The Church of Pentecost declared that rivers are too polluted for baptism, Elder David Bobie Peter apparently didn’t get the memo. The Konongo church leader was arrested as the foreman of an illegal mining site at Akyem Morso—caught red-handed in a yellow T-shirt and white shorts after being dispatched by his boss, Mr. Appiah, to “confirm if the task force had arrived.” His cover story? Visiting his farm. The reality? Eight Chanfang machines, twelve water pumps, and the Kume River diverted from its natural course. As the church distances itself from galamsey, one elder chose the excavator over the altar—and walked straight into NAIMOS custody. The rivers weep brown. Julius Debrah wept clean tears for a government appointee. But nobody is laughing.

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Ghana’s AI Computing Hub To Run On Generators?

The Akosombo fire was on Wednesday. The AI hub was announced on Thursday. There was a generator at the launch venue. It has seen these announcements before. It will be here for the next one. The AI hub is an electricity power cannibal which needs consistent power supply to keep running. Now tell me. Is Ghana ready to sustain such a project with the bit size electricity supply?

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The Number That Lies Softly: Ghana’s Inflation Is at a 27-Year Low and the Trotro Fares Just Threatened to Reach the Moon Too.

Ghana’s inflation is at 3.2 percent, the lowest in nearly three decades. The GPRTU issued a 48-hour ultimatum because petrol went up 15 percent in one pricing cycle. Both things are true. That is the problem.

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Nobody Called Ghana: A Satirical Dispatch From Operation Epic Fury

I was minding my business. I was not in Washington, not in Tel Aviv, not in Tehran. I was in Ghana, navigating fuel prices and watching the cedi perform gymnastics against the dollar. Then I woke up one morning and somebody had named a war Operation Epic Fury and sent Ghana the bill. Nobody called Ghana. Ghana picked up anyway.

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The Complete Survival Guide To Ghana Politics (For People Who’ve Given Up)— A Ghana Political Satire

Every four years, Ghanaians perform a sacred ritual. They wake before dawn, queue for hours in the sun, cast their vote with tremendous hope, and return home to watch the cedi fall anyway. This guide will not fix that. Nothing will fix that. What it will do is help you understand exactly how it keeps happening — so you can at least laugh intelligently while it does.

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Ghana’s Illegal Mining Crisis: Welcome to The Galamsey Experience — A Satire

A satirical tour through Ghana’s galamsey crisis, we imagine a world where brown rivers are rebranded as “artisanal chocolate-flavoured,” where Ghana Water Company Limited celebrates rising treatment costs as economic stimulus, and where the Gold Board’s alleged purchase of illegally mined gold is simply called “vertical integration.” From the class 6 dropout earning professor salaries to the National Security Council’s decade-long faith in defeating illegal mining without a state of emergency, this piece serves Ghana’s environmental tragedy with a side of dark humor. Welcome to the Galamsey experience. Same destination, browner experience.

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Bawumia Lands a Technical Knockout on Ken: NPP Primaries Edition

In what was dubbed the Ultimate Showdown, the New Patriotic Party’s 2028 flagbearer primaries concluded not with a bang, but with a decisive scorecard. Former Vice President Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia faced off against the vociferous former MP for Assin-Central, Kennedy “Ken” Agyapong, and three others in a contest months in the making.

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